Me, “Hey ya'll we need to call the Merry Maids and have them clean up this place before Friday.”
Mary, “Thank you for calling ‘Mary Maids‘...this is Mary speaking...”
Me, “Um yes Mary ...I’m in need of your cleaning services in preparation for a party being given on the 17th...it‘s funny that you‘re named Mary and you work for the ‘Merry Maids‘ service...”
Mary, “This is Mary Maids...M-A-R-Y-M-A-I-D-S...because all of our maids are named Mary...with no copyright infringement intended and not to be confused with, ‘Merry Maids Inc.' cleaning service...now how can I help you...?”
Hey Mary:
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Are they headquartered in Maryland?
ReplyDeleteHave you made Mary, er, merry yet?
ReplyDeletecopyright infringement? please. all i wanna no is bitch, can you scrub a floor?
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely party. Don't forget the Cheese Nips.
ReplyDeleteMary: “Thank you for calling ‘Mary Maids‘...this is Mary speaking...”
ReplyDeleteMe: OMG, me too!
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary how does your lady garden grow?
ReplyDeletelet me put a new bag in that upright.
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