The Scooter People of EPCOT:

Bok Bok:

Greetings from Bok Tower Gardens,

It is pretty.

Magic Kingdom:

Greetings from Walt Disney World,

Today is my birthday and we are at Magic Kingdom.

I wore my birthday suit.




















Mickey Mouse locked me in stocks until I put on clothing.

He is a bitch.
























We rode the Monorail.

It was fun.

















We went to the Haunted Mansion.

It was scary.
















We had lunch at the Crystal Palace.

It was good.

















We saw the ghost of Patrick trying to pick up Tigger.

He did.
























Each time you play the song the Mousekateers sing my name.
























So play the damn song.





















How do you like me in my birthday suit?

Parliment House:

Greetings from Downtown Orlando,

Tonight we are at the Parliament House.

I am horny.

Hollywood Studios:

Greetings from Walt Disney World,

Today we are at Disney Hollywood Studios riding the Tower of Tower and the Rockin-Roller Coaster 137 times.

I am dizy.

EPCOT:

Greetings from Walt Disney World,

Today we are at EPCOT eating our way around the world.

I am stuffed.

Do You Know The Way:

To the Magic Kingdom?