The Causeby Effect:

The Causeby Effect is a social behavior, similar in nature to the Ebola Effect that I instigated observed recently in a public situation that involved an innocent black individual coughing in a McDonald's, then panicked crowds recklessly stampeded for safety while muttering to themselves and others close by that, "He got the Ebola..."

The Causeby Effect is a new viral social behavior based on recent lurid details of Bill Cosby's sex life. Incidences and scenarios vary but an intended victim is given a drink and after a sip or two is then informed that, "You Just Been Bill Cosby'd..." A later Causeby Effect was observed when an older gentleman I ordered a, "Scotch and tonic and a 'Bill Cosby' for the twink..."

Overheard Today:

Today while enjoying my lunch I overheard a little girl scolding her younger brother. They were unsupervised and were gathering utensils and napkins when the little boy began to get impatient with his bossy sister.

She said things like, “You better not or I’ll tell mom.”

The little boy would snap back with, “I don’t care cause mom never spanks me.”

She thought again and said, “OK I’ll tell dad then.”

The little boy said, “So!”

Then she went for the kill. She grabbed his chin and forced him to look her right in the eyes and said, “If you don’t stop…”

Overheard Today:

"Ooh girl, do you know who Vera Wang is?"

"No...Do she do nails...I need a fill."