Don’t shop for new boats at night. It’s really dark. You can’t see the boats. “Yes, Yes I'm sure that everyone who buys a boat at night buys a bridge as well but I’m simply not interested in the Brooklyn Bridge...Swamp land in Florida? No thanks I already have some I'm trying to cut down.”
“Too small...”
“Too White...”
“Too new...”
“Ooh I like that one...Can I see it with some light please?”
“Cue the lights Charley...”
“Oh I must say I like that one...Can I see it in a sunset?”
