It's Time To Play,

So in my ongoing effort to apologize to Mr.Peenee but not to get back in his good graces of which I never was, The winner of the “Name That Puppy” contest goes to Mr. Peenee for his clever name 2-Pack!



















2-Pack is so cute. He’s smart very smart just like his God Father Peenee. He’s house broken but that’s thanks to my little helper Shareeka who bosses him around and has made him her own puppy. Really I haven’t done a thing, Shareeka did it all. He answers to 2-Pack or 2-2 or Pack or Pack Pack.
























Peenee wins an all expenses paid coupon to the glamorous resort of Tucson Arizona.
























Also a special holiday vacation ‘clipping’ to the Romantic Isle of ocean charm, Atlantic City with it's mild and inviting VITOZONE climate. Is Atlantic City still there? Is it still Romantic? Only Peenee will know.












Bonus gifts include an assortment of 15 Doris Bryant Cat Calling Cards and a Howes Bird Attractor for his cat Saki. Doris does amazing likenesses of cats and the Howes Bird Attractor will provide hours of entertainment for Saki.












I always say If my birds are fed then so are my cats...

Thanks to everyone who played along, I auditioned each and every name that was submitted. 2-Pack was clearly the winner and the only one he responded to. Everyone who participated will receive a Canewood Farm Ham. Except for DuPree who knows what he's getting...

Name That Puppy:

I’m pleased to report that the puppy’s progress is progressing along nicely. He’s the cutest little thing ever and Shareeka has adopted him as her very own. She makes him do what she wants and essentially is my puppy trainer, I don’t do a thing. I just don‘t know what I would do without her, Shareeka has been such a good little helper during this time of transition.
















So...Without any further fanfare it gives me great pleasure to announce that I’m about 90% certain that the puppy will be named 2-Pack. BUT,

After a whopping 44 votes the Name That Puppy contest is moving right along. The judges have been busy tallying all day and THE very finalists are as follows, leading the pack is 2-Pack with a whopping 21% of the votes with absolutely no interference, mischief or hanky panky on my part from the state of Florida and next up we have Rico Suave and Mugsy tied for second and lastly Walter, Algonquin (Gonq) a favorite of mine and Cha Cha Heels rounding out third.

Hurry up and,

It's Time To Play:

Vote now in the scientific tabulator to the right, vote for your favorite and vote often. Suggestions are welcome in the comments section of this post. The voting will continue over the weekend and a runoff will take place for the most popular names . Good Luck Contestants and good luck to the puppy who will have to wear this chosen moniker unless I don’t like the winner and I toss the whole thing aside. I am leaning toward 2-pack and Algonquin but don’t let my opinions influence you in any way. I’ve tallied the results omitting duplicates and names I just don’t like, added a few and these are the finalists,

Algonquin (Gonq)
2-pack
Bugsy
Cha Cha Heels
Chester Brown
Ellington
Farrah
Fester
Grant
Marlowe
Mugsy
Pinch
Pancho
Peter Lorre
Ralph Marie
Ribsy
Rick
Rico Suave
Sidney
Walter

Now for the prizes,

Grand Prize:






















A four day ten night all expenses paid luxurious coupon to the hottest new roadside vacation destination, glamorous Tucson, Arizona.

First Runner Up:












Will receive this Fifty dollar bill.

Second Runner Up:



















A Home Teeth Whitening System (Used).

It's a boy:

Then he said, “What the hell is that thing?”

Then I says, “It’s a puppy dammit! What the hell‘d you think it was?”

Then he said, “Gawd nada nother dawg! What the hell kinda place you runnin’ round here anyways a puppy mill?”

Then I says, “I could’n say no to the nice Poda Rican woman. She claimed they was pure Chihuahuas then comes out that the neighbor dog broke thru the fence.”

Then he said, “First off that aint no pure Chihuahua and what kinda woman don’t fix her dawg and let it run round where it can git knocked-up? Wha’did the momma dawg look like anyway?”

Then I says, “The momma dawg looked like a big ole’longhaird tit bag. She was’nt purdy but you could tell she was like a Chihuahua.”

Then he said, “Wha’did the daddy look like?”

Then I says, “I did’n see him”

Then he said, “Fool for all you know it was a Rottweiler or a Pit Bull...it sorda looks like a Pitt Bull.”

Then I says, “It aint no Pitt Bull but it does look kinda like a Boxer though.”

It went on from there...


















You know Dozer, Shareeka, and Grandma, well meet Puppy X. I had to have him he’s just too cute and I have a big yard and I need a little house poodle y’all and he’s so cute, Can I keep him? Can I keep him? Awww Pleeeeease?

It’s time now to play, “Name That Puppy”

The new interactive game show where you a member of the audience gets the chance to, Name That Puppy. Participants will win all sorts of cool prizes like nothing and imaginary things given in comment sections or a brand new vintage virtual gift.

He kind of looks like George Raft or Humphrey Bogart or like one of the dogs playing poker in the famous tapestries of the dogs playing poker, I think the originals hang in The New York Metropolitan Museum of Art or the Cloisters, one or the other.