Legally Dumb:

MTV’s “Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search For Elle Woods” gives ten vapid ditzy hopefuls the opportunity at a shot of becoming the new Elle Woods.

You would think that it would be an easy task. Put ten airheads on stage and pick the “blondest” one, Right?

Wrong!

I guess it takes a smart woman to play a dumb gal because these girls are really...like...bad.






















I have a better idea for a Legally Blonde reality show.

A version of, "The Most Dangerous Game" but with blondes.

Take ten blonde hopefuls and strand them on a deserted island.
Arm them with an array of deadly weapons and assault rifles.
Film the ensuing bloody mayhem, and only "ONE" can win.
The final contestant becomes licensed and registered.
She may now enter the general population as, “Legally Blonde.”

Good luck to the blonde hopefuls,
see you in the bloody winners circle.

I Need Another Bump:

Thombeau at FABULON recently found himself explaining the 70's dance craze, The Bump. I myself was recently placed in this unpleasant position of having to not only explain but also to demonstrate this uncomfortable maneuver.

Aint Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman



Many mornings headed to school were made much more entertaining by listening to the latest novelty fad.

Bertha Butt Boogie



They just don’t create cheap thrill novelty dance fads anymore...these poor kids today...they have absolutely no novelty fad legacy to fondly remember one day in their old age. Oh wait...yes they do...Disney’s High School Musicals I & II. Because I’m FABULOUS ...LALALALALALA... FABULOUS.