Wake up to my nice sheets.
Check the time.
Put on my underwear.
Then my bathrobe.
Took a whiz.
Checked my messages.
Had breakfast.
And some juice.
Brushed my teeth.
Turned on the TV.
Watched my game show.
Reached for a smoke.
Lit it up.
Performed ablutions.
And my face and body.
Moisturized.
Put on a shirt.
And some shorts.
And some socks.
And some shoes.
Got a check in the mail.
Got in my car.
Needed gas.
Went to the bank.
Came home and unlocked the door.
And watched the very last episode of All My Children : (
