So...it's that time of year again. I'm headed to the beach because that's where the boys are. I'll be away for the rest of the week snapping new pictures of all the pretties providing I can get my camera working. Until then enjoy the boys from the past.
Oh and Ms Del Rio will be on hand serving up commentary to hapless victims that mindlessly wander up on her stage.
Memorial Day Weekend:
Being Gay is Hard Work:

I was over tanning in the sun getting ready to be the guest judge in the Miss Catalina Swimsuit Competition when a little Brazilian boy came along and spritzed me with mineral water.
We called him Cabana Boy the rest of the day.
So many swimsuits from which to choose. My swim drawer is stuffed with swim drawers. Decisions...decisions...decisions!

I'm thinking about wearing this little butter yellow satin acetate number with 10% rubber content and contrasting orange belt.
Memorial Weekend Style:

Going to the beach today. Not a cloud in the sky. No oil in sight. Bunches of boys in bikinis for miles. Taking my camera.
Oh JOY.
Memorial Day Weekend:
A few things to remember while attending the beach:
Enjoy the sun, sand and surf.
Wear sun screen.
Take cover from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. That’s when the suns rays are most lethal.
While in the Gulf don’t fight the rip current.
Occasionally don’t wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquids.
Pack a lunch.
Stick with groups.
A few things to remember while attending the parties:
Enjoy the dance, drink, and debauchery.
Wear moisturizer.
Take cover from 11:30 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. That’s when the moon is at it’s brightest.
While on the dance floor don’t fight the ripped current.
Occasionally wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquor.
Pack fudge.
Preferably with groups.
Memorial Day:
Memorial Day Weekend:
Can’t blog now! Busy busy busy. The weather can’t keep a good gay beach party down. Great turn out. Gotta run gotta go gotta get back down to the beach. These pics will have to suffice for now. I promise to catch back up, lots of meme’s lots of meme’s, as soon as I get through licking every gay beach going willing participant. Happy Gay Memorial Day Weekend.
Not my Ass but those are my fingers.
Hot!
Memorial Day Weekend:

A few things to remember while attending the beach:
Enjoy the sun, sand and surf.
Wear sun screen.
Take cover from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. That’s when the suns rays are most lethal.
While in the Gulf don’t fight the rip current.
Occasionally don’t wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquids.
Pack a lunch.
Stick with groups.
A few things to remember while attending the parties:
Enjoy the dance, drink, and debauchery.
Wear moisturizer.
Take cover from 11:30 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. That’s when the moon is at it’s brightest.
While on the dance floor don’t fight the ripped current.
Occasionally wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquor.
Pack fudge.
Preferably with groups.
That’s it...That’s all really...Just have fun and remember when showing up unexpectedly at my home, please bring your own towels and food...I live here...I work here...I’m NOT a hotel. Just kidding, just kidding, really, but not about the towels and food part. So come on down, the dance floor needs you. The DISCO call’eth thy name. Make the pilgrimage and succumb to the trek that leads to worship at the gay Mecca by the bay.
Circuit Parties:

and local favorite Anna Rexia.




