A few things to remember while attending the beach:
Enjoy the sun, sand and surf.
Wear sun screen.
Take cover from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. That’s when the suns rays are most lethal.
While in the Gulf don’t fight the rip current.
Occasionally don’t wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquids.
Pack a lunch.
Stick with groups.
A few things to remember while attending the parties:
Enjoy the dance, drink, and debauchery.
Wear moisturizer.
Take cover from 11:30 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. That’s when the moon is at it’s brightest.
While on the dance floor don’t fight the ripped current.
Occasionally wear your swimsuit.
Consume lots of liquor.
Pack fudge.
Preferably with groups.
Memorial Day Weekend:
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"Take cover from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. ... from 11:30 p.m. until 1:30 a.m."
ReplyDeleteHelpful info for vampires and werewolves!
Oh Hai, XL!
ReplyDeleteI thought BP stood for Big Pecker.
#17. take pictures! I'm hoping to see at least one Gucci ensemble again.
ReplyDeleteMiss J's kinda weekend...
ReplyDeleteSound advice...Thankyou...
ReplyDelete...I hate getting moon burn... or sand in my knickers.
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