Smile:

I’m phoning it in today cause I’m lazy.

“And now Miss Florida”

“How would you solve the problem of world hunger?”

“Well as a representative of the Miss American Smile Beauty Pageant Scholarship Program...I’m always brushing my teeth. And right after I brush my teeth people are always offering me food... So maybe if the hungry people out there in the world would brush their teeth more often...maybe someone would offer them food too...Thank You...Oh and I think India and Africa could use some more McDonalds...you know hamburgers...everybody likes hamburgers right? ”

I have my question and answer session down!

Melanie Griffith (Tippi's daughter), Annette O’toole (Mrs. Michael McKean, Lenny from Laverne and Shirley, who is a highly underrated actress and under seen) Denise Nickerson (Willie Wonka's Violet, "Can it you twit"), COLEEN CAMP (MOST UNDERRATED) Barbara Feldon (99) for Gods Sakes. What’s not to like about SMILE, The Young American Miss (The best beauty pageant movie ever made) I’m watching it now eating popcorn and my heart out and wishing I’d placed in the top TEN. Damn It!

Regret is all I have left now.