I Need Another Bump:

Thombeau at FABULON recently found himself explaining the 70's dance craze, The Bump. I myself was recently placed in this unpleasant position of having to not only explain but also to demonstrate this uncomfortable maneuver.

Aint Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman



Many mornings headed to school were made much more entertaining by listening to the latest novelty fad.

Bertha Butt Boogie



They just don’t create cheap thrill novelty dance fads anymore...these poor kids today...they have absolutely no novelty fad legacy to fondly remember one day in their old age. Oh wait...yes they do...Disney’s High School Musicals I & II. Because I’m FABULOUS ...LALALALALALA... FABULOUS.

Living Large In Lazy Town:

I’m so lazy. I don’t have the energy to exercise or the motivation to slim down and fit into my swimsuit. I think I’ll just buy a new one...in a plus size. I’m so lazy that I prefer to watch shows about exercise, rather than actually exercising, and let them do all of the work. The shows need to have someone worth watching...like Sportacus...The Mayor of Lazy Town...MMM...Sportacus.






















My personal favorite would be the resident villain, Robbie Rotten:



















Here he is singing a song just for me: You Are A Pirate:



Gosh that was too much work. I think I’d rather pull out my Miss Piggy’s Workout Album, Areobique and do lazy exercises like lifting the glass to your mouth instead of bending down to sip from the straw. Or twiddling the knobs on the stereau for a good finger workout.























Listen to Miss Piggy's Stereau Exercises:



That’s enough of that...I have a better finger workout routine in mind. Oh why bother, I'm to lazy...