Leprosarium v/s House of Beauty:

The hallowed halls of Justice,
























Opening arguments began today in the landmark Class Action Lawsuit of,


















v/s

















Infomaniac House of Beauty
























The plaintiff, MDP.


















Mistress MJ, arrives at Leprosy Island airport via Infomaiac Airlines.

Mistress MJ the owner and proprietor of Infomaniac House of Beauty enters the courthouse.

















Former Infomaniac Beauticians also claim to suffer from leprosy as a result of Health Code violations and exposure to the plague which was used as an ‘anal bleaching’ ingredient.




















Three surviving beauticians gather as witnesses outside the courthouse and recall the disgusting conditions at the Infomaniac House of Beauty, especially the Anal Bleaching Chambers.

















Anal Bleaching Chambers
























Miss Scarlet the Head Beautician and so called “Leprosy Lezzie” at the Infomaniac House of Beauty infiltrated the Leprosarium was apprehended and is now awaiting trial.

PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING

Two sources have indicated that a certain frequently visited "Infomaniac House of Beauty" has been shuttered for health code violations and improper use of lethal equipment. All patrons and especially those that participated in the following procedures, Anal Bleaching, Coffee Enema’s, Stick of Butter Treatment, and especially the “Happy Ending” Massage, SHOULD BE WARNED of a highly contagious rash that was rampant on the premises.

The Two Sources.
























Now you and your sexual partners can get away from it all and...





Where you’ll receive the cure at the Mean Dirty Pirate,


















The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium is staffed with technicians skilled in the latest techniques for fighting the plague.


















Mention that you caught it from Infomaniac House of Beauty and receive a 10% percent discount.

Once admitted patients receive their very own personal anti-toxin armadillo to milk eight times a day and ingest it’s magical properties.



















Head nurse Peenee is in charge of the pharmacy and armadillos.


















If for some unfortunate reason a patient does not respond to treatment or armadillo serum, final arrangements can be made upon checking out.


















Patients responding well to therapy may enter a monthly beauty pageant and boost self-esteem.


















Like MJ the newly crowned Miss Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium of April, 2010.