The Royal Wedding:

I’m not sure that I’m going to watch the Royal Wedding. I think it could be a great big snooze. First of all she's forgoing the carriage ride. She’s opted for a limousine. Which means that she'll be wearing a miniskirt. If she had a big poofy dress with a train then she’d be riding in a carriage. The couple has sent out electronic invitations. There is to be a man-cave and finger foods at the reception. WTF? Heck His Royal Highness will not even be wearing a wedding ring. Like father like son. Just marry the twit and have your fun on the side.

I remember getting up at the crack of dawn to watch Diana’s wedding. I remember the wee hours of the morning the news announced her death. I remember her funeral.

I have a feeling that this royal wedding could be a bit of a train wreck. That’s the real reason to tune in. It should look something like this,






Thanks to Joe for this one.