Farrah's World:

I have to own this and play with it and dress Farrah up and make her have sex with the Lee Majors paper doll and make her solve crime and wear make-up and stickers and glitter and ponies and my space.com. Besides it'll go so well with my Farrah Fawcett Make-Up and Hair Styling Center.

Cool:

Hey Kids look what just came in the mailbox! It's my new Brigitte Bardot and Donovan Paper Dolls. I'm gonna have moments of fun with 'em and then wad 'em up and throw 'em away, and you can too. Just print 'em out and make 'em have sex together or make Donovan have sex with Spartacus....mmm...yeah and it only cost me two box tops of Quisp cereal and one s.a.s.e.

Spartacus The Gay Paper Doll: