Down at Ray's Ranch:

Where the clothing is optional.

There's lots of activities,

like walking,

and jogging,

running races,

running like a girl,

and rock climbing.

At the gym, 

you can hire the services of personal trainers, 

Julio, who's preoccupied taking selfies and scouting Grindr, 

and Horace who's always available.

The busy clubhouse is a nice place to greet other ranch guests.

Cozily decorated and welcoming.

Luther is your bartender.

Meet Lonnie, 

Lyle,

and Lester.

Take a dip in the pool and have a chat with,

Tit Pig Pete,

Pedophile Paddy,

and Phil Robertson.

The spacious cabana offers shade,

where Clive helms the Bar-B-Que.

Over at the sauna, 

you'll find Craig, and the Randys,

Randy,

and Randy.

Mosey on over to the barn,

for a riding session with Dean,

Otho, 

and Erple.

Just beware of Horace when the moon is full.