Colonel:

Allow me to introduce you to, Colonel. My oh my, but he's a fancy one. He's taken up residence with my country mouse friend. I'm a city mouse, myself. The country is way over yonder about a mile or two from the city.

Colonel can't cock-a-doodle yet. I've been a coachin' him.

"Come on Colonel, you can do it,"

"Erk-A-Erk-A-Eww...Erk-A-Erk-A-Ewwwwww!"