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Hey Kids look what just came in the mailbox! It's my new Brigitte Bardot and Donovan Paper Dolls. I'm gonna have moments of fun with 'em and then wad 'em up and throw 'em away, and you can too. Just print 'em out and make 'em have sex together or make Donovan have sex with Spartacus....mmm...yeah and it only cost me two box tops of Quisp cereal and one s.a.s.e.