Price Check:

A girl asks her boyfriend to buy her a box of Kotex. The boyfriend reluctantly agrees and sneaks down the feminine hygiene product aisle grabs the Kotex and looks around the corner to see if the coast is clear at the check out. He hurriedly approaches the cashier and plunks down the box of Kotex. The cashier looks at him then the Kotex then him again and begins to scan the item. She scans the box one way with no result then another and another as a crowd begins to form behind the guy and then it happens, she reaches for the microphone and says, “Irv I need a price check on a box of Kotex…” the guy begins to blush, when Irv responds, “Do you mean the kind you hammer in or push in with your thumb?” The guy is thoroughly embarrassed and then the cashier says, “No! Irv I said KOTEX not THUMBTACKS…”