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Can’t blog now. Too busy. Busy busy busy. Sometimes it sucks to be so fabulous. Especially at Christmas time. Everybody wants you to sling Christmas up at their houses.

MORE CHRISTMAS MORE CHRISTMAS IT’S NOT CHRISTMASY ENOUGH!

I mean a twelve foot tree with a glacier of shiny silver laced through it with 800,000,000 dozen ornaments...and it’s still not enough? Lady your tree is eating ornaments. What do you want from me? I made a $1000 wreath from scratch out of $2.00 worth of shit. My fingers are bleeding.

I’ve begun to hate Christmas.

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  1. LẌTue Dec 14, 01:41:00 PM

    I find that Grey Goose helps.

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  2. Miss JaneyTue Dec 14, 01:49:00 PM

    At the moment, Miss J feels the same. The office tape roller won't cut the damn tape. But it will bloody your finger in a hot damn second.

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  3. PrincessTue Dec 14, 05:10:00 PM

    Bhaa Humbug!

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  4. The MistressTue Dec 14, 06:18:00 PM

    I find that GETTING goosed helps.

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  5. jasonTue Dec 14, 10:32:00 PM

    "Tits", you say?
    Oops.

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  6. ayeM8yTue Dec 14, 11:48:00 PM

    XL: You know I have to say that part of my problem has been DUI (deco-ratin’ under the influence).

    Miss J: I fuckin’ hate having to share a tape roller! Or a stapler or binder clips and pliers.

    Princess: I know...I’m the Grinch. But thankfully my good good friend Barb Streisand has been kind enough to sing Christmas for me on heavy rotation between Vanessar Williams and Marihar K-ree. I love Christmas music. Don’t tell anyone but pass it along. Also I have a huge southern drawl at the moment.

    MJ: Goosin’s good. But what I really want is a hand job from Santa. Also don't be tryin' to steal my stapler, bitch. I need it for Santa's hand job.

    Jason: Tit’s you say? I happen to have three mind you, huge silver glitter tit balls that I’m gonna take a pitcher of just for you.

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  7. Hollywood forever, KevinWed Dec 15, 05:10:00 PM

    Amen!!!!!!!

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  8. Michael GuyThu Dec 16, 11:27:00 PM

    I don't know why I do it -- put up a tree and all the work that comes with it. I'm still hopeful, perhaps, that something magical will happen on December 25th. Silly, isn't it?

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  9. normadesmondFri Dec 17, 01:03:00 AM

    i don't care if your fingers are bleeding, you're $998.00 richer! (i presume she bought the wreath).

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