An exciting day in court.
The Infomaniac House of Beauty legal dream team arrived.
Miss Scarlet was hauled in to give her treacherous testimony. So much shouting and protesting from this hostile witness and then she broke free and had, 
Transmitting leprosy all over the place.
The victim MDP was grilled by the House of Beauty’s female star attorney.
Then he was raked over the coals by the remaining defense team.
The judge declared “recess” for the rest of the afternoon.
While Mistress and MDP tried to settle matters in closed chambers.
Give 'em the chair. All of them.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, not the chair.
ReplyDeleteI say yeastal injection.
Objection.
ReplyDeleteI want Peenee and Jason removed from the courtroom.
Sounds like a good time was had by all...
ReplyDeleteI mean OBJECTION!!!
Sx
Miss Scarlet may be trying to influence the jury!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mr XL. I know that I can always count on your support.
ReplyDeleteSx
Peenee and Jason: Very good Suggestions! I nominate Peenee and Jason in charge of Cruel Punishments.
ReplyDeleteOBJECTIONS?
Over ruled!
The rest of you and the delightful XL,
Please continue with the courtroom orgy!
*Puts on black cap"
ReplyDeleteYou've been found guilty by this court.
Of doing things you shouldn't have ought.
I'll sentence thee and shed no tears.
You'll go to jail for a hundred years.
Poetic Justice.