Ash Wednesday:

That made me hungry!

Sorry suckers I'm Baptistic.

I'm off to the Barnhill's All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet.


  1. My mistake.

    I read your title as "Ass Wednesday" and was expecting something entirely different.

  2. Miss J is, or WAS, Methodistic. She gave up watching the Olympics for Lent. That counts, right?

  3. as a devout catholic, I'll be eating only pork products this lent.

  4. I would love to see the pontiff with her skirts hitched up, masturbating furiously to the adoring crowds from behind the two inch thick bullet proof glass of her popemobile.

    I sometimes fantasize about having the power to possess famous people at important live televised events such as The State Opening of Parliament(That's just the Queen rambling on, about the Government's proposed policies)I sit at home watching it on the telly and I will myself to be her for just for a few seconds, just long enough to pause from speaking, lean sideways and sound one's poo horn or perhaps to stimulate one with a bejewelled lady finger. I think the latter would be quite a crowd pleaser.

  5. I'm a lapsed Catholic so eating meat on Fridays and self-abuse will continue in earnest here.