So many questions... Why is his arm green - has he been wearing cheap jewellery? What is in the gift carrier on the bedside table? Which "Marriott" hotel is this, and how do I check in? Do they have complimentary wet-wipes for that foreskin? Jx
First the arm, it may be leftover oxidized residue from last nights fisting session. The gift carrier once contained the complimentary desert that consisted of a teenage Asian boy contortionist. The "Marriott" in question is off Hwy 29 in Century Florida next to the Nineteenth Wheel Truck Stop. Well worth a visit. The bathrooms have an array of diaper changing tables, sanitary napkin dispensers and douche wands. With economy sized pump bottles of peroxide, alcohol, Clorox, Chloroform and Windex...
my yes, that IS a wenis.
ReplyDeletehope he got paid for that.
I'm willing to pay him for it...
DeleteI much prefer your taste in men than MJ's old scrotes. I'm dripping like a St Bernard's chin.
ReplyDeleteI miss the old scrotes. And, it is a woof inducing visual. I imagine slinking up the back stairs at his No-Tell-Motel for a late night snack...
DeleteJust for that comment, Mitzi, I'm scouring the Interwebs for old scrotes.
DeleteSo many questions... Why is his arm green - has he been wearing cheap jewellery? What is in the gift carrier on the bedside table? Which "Marriott" hotel is this, and how do I check in? Do they have complimentary wet-wipes for that foreskin? Jx
ReplyDeleteFirst the arm, it may be leftover oxidized residue from last nights fisting session. The gift carrier once contained the complimentary desert that consisted of a teenage Asian boy contortionist. The "Marriott" in question is off Hwy 29 in Century Florida next to the Nineteenth Wheel Truck Stop. Well worth a visit. The bathrooms have an array of diaper changing tables, sanitary napkin dispensers and douche wands. With economy sized pump bottles of peroxide, alcohol, Clorox, Chloroform and Windex...
DeleteWell, if we have to have wenis Wednesday, may so well go whole hog and get the biggest one!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf we have to have???
DeleteIt's essential at this point in my blog's life.
And yes, the bigger the better!