In an earlier post I complained about how I hate the name, Brianna. Many comments revolving around the return of good solid classic names. Well, I had to go all the way to Gadsden Alabama to find some.
Pick and choose your favorite or mix and match.
Just please stop naming the babies such awful appellations.
I have a Niece named Awful Appellation! How did you know?
ReplyDeleteMy sister had a classmate named Penny Nichols.
ReplyDeleteThere is no name greater than "Dot." It's a known fact.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to take the name "Truman Sprayberry" and make it my own.
ReplyDeleteMy mother's Goddaughter was "Constance Schlitz" No kidding.
ReplyDeletePrincess
ReplyDelete”I have a Niece named Awful Appellation! How did you know?”
Does she have a daughter named, Brianna? Did she grow up in the Appalachian Mountains?
Mr. Lexus
”My sister had a classmate named Penny Nichols.”
*Changes today’s drag name from Scarlett Maybeline to Penny Nichols*
Peenee
”There is no name greater than "Dot." It's a known fact.”
A fact borne out by the duplicate Dots working for the 1974 Sears.
“Scuse me miss I’m lookin’ for a salesgirl named Dot?”
“Do you mean Dot Ashworth who works in Ladies Lingerie? or Dot Walker over in automotive?”
Cookie
”I volunteer to take the name "Truman Sprayberry" and make it my own.”
I can’t decide between Odie Lecroy or Comer Preston. I’ll have another Schlitz while I mull it over. Incidentally, I imagined that Constance married a man by the name of Smoker and called her daughter Chain.
whatever the department, i'd like to work along side edgar hardman, comer preston & truman sprayberry.
ReplyDeleteYou have to be careful around Mr. Sprayberry. Sounds messy.
ReplyDelete"Constance" married someone but never took his name. She went through high schiool with my older brother in Shaker Heights, but she also went by "Connie" for most of her life.
I looked her up on Yahoo!
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=Ai.1tjgjFlbGvDfnjV64ZXmbvZx4?p=Constance+Schlitz&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701
But Jesus, her father was a difficult man to deal with.
Eula-Wilma-Mae
ReplyDeleteHas a nice ring to it.
They are all so Yummy, like skittles...
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'm glad that I'm a Walter, Walt, Wally & am incredibly happy that my best friend's name is Agnes, Ag.
And peenee is quite right, there is no finer name than Dot, Dottie.
Jeppie Clowdus...joined the circus, and Lee Chestnut...roasted on an open fire..
ReplyDeleteI heard sometime ago that someone had named her daughter, "Crystal." Hate that name (along with, Kaitlyn, Meghan, Ashely, Heather, blech blech). But I digress...if it wasn't bad enough to name her "Crystal", her middle name was, "Chanda." To further add trailer to park, her last name was, you guessed it, "Leer." Let's say it all together, "Crystal Chanda Leer."
Norma
ReplyDelete“whatever the department, i'd like to work along side edgar hardman, comer preston & truman sprayberry.”
And Lonnie Lankford.
Cookie
“You have to be careful around Mr. Sprayberry. Sounds messy.
Constance" married someone but never took his name. She went through high schiool with my older brother in Shaker Heights, but she also went by "Connie" for most of her life.”
I just know he worked in the boy’s underwear department.
I had a friend whose drag name was Constance Lee Cumming.
Jason
“Eula-Wilma-Mae
Has a nice ring to it.”
I have a bad habit of adding “Mae” to all of my girlfriend’s names. Lindsey Mae is cute but Heather Mae…not so cute.
Wally
“They are all so Yummy, like skittles...
Personally, I'm glad that I'm a Walter, Walt, Wally & am incredibly happy that my best friend's name is Agnes, Ag.
And peenee is quite right, there is no finer name than Dot, Dottie.”
I also prefer nice staunch stalwart masculine names for boys like Elmo, Dewey and Verbon.
Mags
“Jeppie Clowdus...joined the circus, and Lee Chestnut...roasted on an open fire..
I heard sometime ago that someone had named her daughter, "Crystal." Hate that name (along with, Kaitlyn, Meghan, Ashely, Heather, blech blech). But I digress...if it wasn't bad enough to name her "Crystal", her middle name was, "Chanda." To further add trailer to park, her last name was, you guessed it, "Leer." Let's say it all together, "Crystal Chanda Leer."
For a time my drag name was Shanda Leer.
Don’t get me started on the Kaitlyn, Ashlyn, Jaeden, Braden rant!
TRUMAN SPRAYBERRY!!!!!!!!!! Like Cool Cookie, I, too, lay claim to this amazing moniker. It is perfection.
ReplyDeleteA quick search revealed that Mr. Truman Sprayberry is still alive and kicking in Gadsden, Alabama, at age 89.
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