Murder used to be so stylish. What happened to that? I mean now days murderers are psychotics that shave their heads and do what Sarah Palin tells them to do. Let me back up a little, see there is this certain someone that I want dead. Not that I would ever take someone’s life or wish death on someone but their is someone that would make a lot of peoples lives happier if they would just up and die or wake up one morning dead. So a little secret happy place for me off and on throughout the day is a fantasy where I become a murderer. I imagine myself to be a stylish murderer wearing space age murder fashion designed by Paco Raban with the perfect little sling back heels just like Ursula Andress.
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Well, I certainly don't want to be murdered, but if I *had* to be, I'd request it to be by a Paco Rabanne-clad Ursulla Andress.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's what you get for wearing a tie with a short sleeve shirt. He was just asking to be shot.
ReplyDeleteMurder She Hoped!
ReplyDeleteI used to fantasize about murdering my form teacher Mrs Wear. She once caned me for a misdemeanor. During class I would be deep in thought about ways I would "Do her in" my favourite would be to put her into a bacon slicer and have a wafer thin slice carved off every day, starting with the soles of her feet and ending with the top of her head. With slices an eighth of an inch thick, it would take a year and a half for her to die, giving her time to reflect on her terrible child cruelty crimes.
I had a daydream the other day of duct taping someone I know and throwing darts at them...is that bad?
ReplyDeleteremind me to always stand behind you in line.
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