Everything you know about style is over. Think opposites; shiny hair is now matte the matter the better, breast enhancements are now breast reductions the flatter the better, pretty is now ugly the uglier the better, sexy is now repulsive the repulsiver the better.
Example of the “New Look”
Note the return of the short drab repulsive Princess Diana hair-do.
So, if I wait long enough, I will eventually be in style? Yay!
ReplyDeleteYES!
ReplyDeleteOnce this dramatic universal shift has taken place, please slide beauty-o-meter slowly back to the middle for a more natural realistic look.
i can't wait! I'm going to be absolutely disgusting/gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteWell, as Miss Barbara Mandrell sings, "I was Ugly when Ugly wasn't cool."
ReplyDeleteMiss J thought this look the was "The Bieber". And yes, its repulsiver.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking "Anne Murray".
ReplyDeleteNever!
ReplyDeleteOH NO YOU DEHn't go dissin' HRH DIANA!
ReplyDeleteat my work, there is a video that loops all day. it's a bumble creation & one of the "dos" involves putting all manner of glop into a gal's hair. after it's good & saturated, they then flat iron the hair. you can practically smell the shit cooking in her hair. it's revolting.
ReplyDeleteah, fashion.