So I’ve been away for awhile. I can tell you missed me by the flurry of comments asking, “WHERE ARE YOU?” Honestly I haven’t felt very creative lately and for someone who is creative 24 hours a day that is really saying something. I almost decided to just slip away and never come back. But, I miss my blog friends. So,
Where have I been and what have I been doing?
Taking a break dammit!
I hauled ass to Thunder Beach for the motorcycle rally, got initiated by my dream rapist gang banger, we got linked...man. Linking is running a motorcycle chain through the tip of your dick clean out yo'ass.
Now officially a Cycle Slut! Busy being passed around the clan. So busy in fact that I am now lensing my second feature, “Cycle Slut II” since “Cycle Slut I” was such a big hit.
I’m off to scrub sludge off the beaches and the birds. Maybe there’s a movie in it like "Oil Rig Pigs" with hot sweaty oil rig workers covered in grease getting it on. Something like that. I’m a giver. I like to give. Mostly I like to get it.
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you must have read my mind.
ReplyDeleteI have very much missed you!
I actually typed a "where are you???" post the other night....and then erased it, figuring, "oh, he probably just can't get wireless connection in stall 3 of the truckstop restroom....must be that new steel plate they put up to keep folks from boring any more glory holes."
Seems I was wrong (right?)
Cycling seems very good for the environment. I'm glad to hear you're going green.
I thought you were off sulking because you lost the Miss Cocks in Frocks competition to the beautiful Normadesmond.
ReplyDeleteLinked?! Really??
ReplyDeleteOkay. That biker pic makes me feel all skinny-bitch today.
ReplyDeleteYeah, me too; I was wondering where the Hell you've been. I figured it had something to do with an oil rigger's dirty pipeline...
PS - Those frickin' Tom of Finland drawings are so hot, aren't they?
Are you a frequent rider of the dirt bike Ayem8y?
ReplyDeleteI've heard people say that I'm the village, town, city, London Symphony Orchestra and Festival Chorus bike. Which is grossly unfair because I've never learnt to ride one.
Welcome home.
Glad you're back, don't be pullin' a Muscato on us!
ReplyDeletecycle sluts....and i go to "the owl and the pussycat". as for your dream rapist, i'm hypnotized by his breasts.
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