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More Toyota Troubles:

Toyota is trying to kill everyone in the USA and anyone who owns a Toyota is going to die.

It stems from the fact that America has forced Toyota to build cars in the U.S using American auto workers who put the pieces together backwards. Japanese is a though language to master and problems arise in translation; I.E. Acceleration v/s deceleration.

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Toyota has decided to recall every model ever produced and never sell another car and file for bankruptcy.




















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Why would there be a sex tape of John Edwards fornicating with the mistress who produced his bastard child?

My thoughts on a sex tape of John Edwards, I DON’T want to see a sex tape of John Edwards.













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Rahm Emanuel: “A Nude Verbal Abuser”

Disgraced former New York representative Eric Massa who engaged in inappropriate ‘tickle parties’ with aides has been quoted as saying, “Rahm Emanuel hates me. He doesn't like me. I get it."

One inappropriate scene Massa remembers -- White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel bullying him. Coming at him in the nude and poking him while they were in the congressional showers together.

Massa stated, "Not only did it happen, I'll never forget it.”

My thought on Rahm Emanuel poking Eric Massa in the shower, Is there a sex tape of this congressional shower encounter? I REALLY want to see a sex tape of Rahm Emanuel poking anyone.

Also I imagine Rahm Emanuel to look like THIS in the nude.
























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In entertainment news:

Actor Corey Haim was found dead today.

Is there any one of us who didn’t suspect that actor Corey Haim would be found dead today.

















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NOT in entertainment news:

Actress Ann Prentiss sister of Paula Prentiss is serving a 19 year prison sentence for making terrorist threats, assault with a firearm, battery and solicitation to commit murder of her brother-in-law Richard Benjamin and her father.


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Deep Seated v/s Deep Rooted:

Are there varying degrees with how deeply a problem is lodged?

For that matter is it, Deep Seated or Deep Seeded?

Mr. Webster says Deep Seated but, I feel that Deep Seeded conjures more lurid connotations and visuals.

Deep Seeded would imply that the problem has been freshly planted and that Deep Rooted suggests that the seed has festered a root.