Wow...so let's see if I have this right....you started off Bisexual, taking "male and female" alike. But I'm guessing you "aliked" the male a bit better...especially those big rigs.
Can't say I blame you.
Then somehow you found yourself in the middle of the cold war. Thankfully Big Igor there warmed you up pretty good. After a trip to the restroom...and a clean up in the sauna, you went on to become American's first famous Commie queer folk singer!
Jane, Jane, Janey- I know even I surprise myself with the depravity. BTW, I almost snapped a picture of an automobile tag that read Mr & Mrs. Janey the other day and I thought of you and the car was really fast and I thought of you the whole ride home.
What a glamorous life you lead!
ReplyDeleteHoly hell! Emphasis on "Dirty", pirate!
ReplyDeleteWow...so let's see if I have this right....you started off Bisexual, taking "male and female" alike.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm guessing you "aliked" the male a bit better...especially those big rigs.
Can't say I blame you.
Then somehow you found yourself in the middle of the cold war.
Thankfully Big Igor there warmed you up pretty good.
After a trip to the restroom...and a clean up in the sauna, you went on to become American's first famous Commie queer folk singer!
Is that close?
Dupree-It is all rather glamorous isn’t it?
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you wish for.
Jane, Jane, Janey- I know even I surprise myself with the depravity. BTW, I almost snapped a picture of an automobile tag that read Mr & Mrs. Janey the other day and I thought of you and the car was really fast and I thought of you the whole ride home.
Jason-Exactly! Right down to the last detail.
Pardon me while I go wash up now...
ReplyDeleteneed those hot pants!
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