Many things to be thankful for like having a job and a home and a car and I guess during these horrible trying days, I’m thankful just to be alive.
But Thanksgiving is really all about the Indians that we duped into giving away their land. And we gave them disease and alcoholism in return.
So when sitting down to enjoy your turkey that most likely died a hideous death remember the Indians and be thankful they were so trusting.
I’m off to the reservation for some gambling.
Happy Thanksgivin’ Ever’body.
I'll skip the meat and go straight for the pumpkin pie, thanks.
ReplyDeleteHey Muffin Top !! Happy T-DAY
ReplyDeleteYOUR TURKEY LOOKS LIKE ROAD KILL - HAPPY T
ReplyDeleteas a Half breed myself, I demand reparations!
ReplyDeleteOr at least a cut of the profits from the penny machines.
I'm off to the casino myself with mother in fact.
happy thanksgiving!
Happy thanksgiving even though I don't celebrate it. I did once forget to say grace, upon my first taste my eyes melted and my throat burst into flames, Carmen had to perform an emergency tracheostomy on me using a blunt knife and a tube of maccoroni. Never again. So bless thee O Lord for what we are about to receive.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to you too!!
ReplyDelete...and the shopping. don't forget about the $HOPPING!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day!