Look ever’body I’ve been immortalized in a postal stamp. Now you may all lick my backside.
Been busily taking advantage of this depression, buying up stocks for mere pennies. It’s sure to pay off.
I’m off now to the Aztec theater for a viewing of the latest Joan Crawford flick. I hear it’s a doozie...which reminds me, I need to check my ticker-tapes, where is my secretary, “Mrs. Hightower, Mrs Hightower, get my broker on the wireless and buy exactly one share of the Duesenberg corporation...post haste!”
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Tout de suite, Ms. Hightower! Before the clouds of her depression lift!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that Packard and Studebaker had mergered.
ReplyDeleteDo you think they will have a stock split this year?
Oh Lordy Lou - merged not mergered - although given the outcome, murdered might have been the right word.
ReplyDeleteAny mention of your backside makes me all a tizzy.
ReplyDeleteI think Mrs. Hightower is at the Aztec right now, on her lunch break, plotting to go all Joan Crawford on your ass when she gets back.
ReplyDeletePoor Mildred Pierce...all that pie baking. Still, she got those fabulous furs. Until Vida fucked it all up.
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