I’m such a tired old queen today and in need of a spa treatment. Strike that, I just need to be licked. I’m checking into The Khia Club Car Spa down by the railroad tracks and get my pussy licked. That’s right, My Neck, My Back, My Pussy and My Crack...lick it good...
Great....now that is going to be stuck in my head all day....
ReplyDeleteIt is a tune that gets stuck in your head!
ReplyDeleteI suppose it's better than it getting stuck in your neck or your back or your pussy or your crack...
ReplyDeleteYou should hear our marching band's version.
ReplyDeleteIn some way I was expecting that answer from you, Jason.
ReplyDeleteYou can get your sack, back and crack waxed while you're at it.
ReplyDeleteOh Mistress may I borrow Mr. Teezie Weezie to pluck each and every individual errant stray hair? That is when he’s not busy polishing you to perfection.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind that if you’re licked by a very rough tongue that it is just like being waxed.
BTW you are more than welcome to hang out here anytime you feel like getting away from the “infomaniacs” . What is with them lately? Never following instructions or answering the questions. Just stopping by to clog up your comment section with oh Hai’s. MUST FOLLOW MISTRESS’S INSTRUCTIONS.
Ban them! Then have them beaten, drawn and quartered for not following instructions.
*Slides abandoned railroad car door closed and resumes being licked clean by hobo’s*
The more I tell those bitches to cut out the "Oh Hai's" the more they disobey.
ReplyDeleteI must point out that Miss Mitzi left an excellent comment.
She truly IS a woman of the world.
Aren't you squeaky clean YET?
I seem to recall “filling a cum pig” at the Eagle in SF once long ago.
ReplyDeleteWe should have a t-shirt made for her that says...
ReplyDelete"Hello, my name is Mitzi and I'll be your cum pig"
Isn't there a Surgeon General warning if you lick that crack or pussy your tongue will fall off !
ReplyDeleteLOVE!
ReplyDeleteYOU would enjoy Amanda Lepore's "MY PUSSY". It makes me sashay the runway, doll.
http://tinyurl.com/yasnuu6
Miss J never gets invited to picnics lie this.
ReplyDeleteFor a natural exfoliator take a handful of suger and mix with olive oil. Rub into your face pay close attention to those lines, wipe with wire wool and rinse with warm water.
ReplyDeleteA t-shirt would be nice MJ as long as it isn't in black, you know how those tell tail stains show up in ultraviolet light.
I must stress it was only oral and a little light fingering that took place at The Eagle.
Mitzi: How about if we change the wording on the t-shirt then to ...
ReplyDelete"Hello, my name is Mitzi and I'll be your cum pig Lite"
nice tune! i can't get it out of my head....
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