Circumscription:

Poor Mistress, she suffers the cramps something terrible you know? Some say, “It’s iron poor blood or endometriosis” while others suggest, “At least she still ovulates”. If anyone is foolish enough to disturb her highnesses slumber, beware and mind your step, be careful not to mince on broken vases or china shards. Mistresses aim has retired numerous royal physicians, pillow fluffers and food tasters today.