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I was going through my racks of clothes in my double closet and suddenly became a petulant little girl throwing a tantrum. I have nothing to wear! I hate my clothes! I really wanted a certain item but was just not able to locate it. So I threw a fit.

This time of economic hardship just makes me want to go shopping for things I don’t need and buy things I won’t wear. Then I got a really good idea. What if I went to Goodwill and bought about a hundred dollars worth of rags and took pictures of me wearing these awful ensembles then sent the pictures to What Not To Wear.

Ta Da. Problem solved. Clinton and Stacey would feel so sorry for me that they would burn my Goodwill duds and give me a brand new five thousand dollar wardrobe. Plus I would get to keep my actual wardrobe. Plus I would totally get to sleep with Clinton. Plus Plus Plus.
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  1. Reavis EitelSat Oct 11, 01:12:00 AM

    i totally want to buy accessories i don't need. Thrifting is a great idea ; all the retail still can't sell their striped shirts and skinny pants from the past to years!

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  2. MuscatoSat Oct 11, 02:25:00 AM

    Talk about a win-win-win situation! My problem is that I likely wouldn't have to go to Goodwill to get their sympathy.

    But glad to know I'm not the only one with a thing for Clinton...

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  3. TJBSat Oct 11, 11:10:00 AM

    I haven't watched this show in eons, although I remember thinking Clinton was cute, and that all of Stacey's "taste" was probably in her mouth.

    At least they ditched the first male co-host, who favored Fabio-esque locks and rugby shirts (?!).

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  4. ScottieSat Oct 11, 12:39:00 PM

    yeah...cuz that's gonna work.

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  5. jasonSat Oct 11, 04:26:00 PM

    "Hardship and Clinton Kelly" sound good together.

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  6. mrpeeneeSun Oct 12, 11:25:00 PM

    You know the worst part about having a live-in boyfriend? Pitching a perfectly good tantrum and suddenly realizing you have an audience. Not just an audience, but an audience with that "here we go again" look on his face.

    I hate when that happens.

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  7. mrpeeneeSun Oct 12, 11:25:00 PM

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  8. ColleenMon Oct 13, 09:40:00 AM

    I love, love, love WNTW and Clinton also!!! I want the makeover part of their show but I couldn't bear the part where they throw out your clothes and make fun of you.

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