Charmed Love is the only way to go these days. After several relationships with control freaks who are obsessed with “changing” you (beware of those) take matters into your own magical hands. Perform this enchantment and watch as those that previously spurned your love become hopelessly infatuated. Now it’s your turn to do the spurning. Leave them hanging with no explanation and an insatiable incurable lust for your unreturned affection. Be careful as this spell is irreversible.
Is everyone ready? Let's begin:
Lesson 7
Romantic Adventure
Okay...that gives new meaning to bug head.
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