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In honor of todays nuptials of Peenee and R man. Congratulations. They march down to the justice O’peace to tie the knot. Whatever you do Peenee don’t go up to the rooftop like in that Robert Wagner movie, A Kiss Before Dying, where he pushes Joanne Woodward over the edge and to her death just before they are wed. That would be bad.