Better Homes Than Yours:

I want to live with Paulina Rubio at the wonderfully appointed La Catedra in Barcelona, Spain. This is the nicest ruin I can imagine myself dwelling. I understand from my sources in Kentwood Louisiana that Britney Spears saw this episode of MTV Cribs and wanted to buy the place.

La Catedra: “Thank you for calling the architectural offices of La Catedra, how may I direct your call?”

Britney: “Um yeah how much is Paulina’s concrete castle I saw on Cribs?”

La Catedra: “I’m sorry but the family is not interested in selling their home. It’s not for sale.”

Britney: “Everything is fo sale…BITCH just name yo price.”

La Catedra: “I’m sorry but you have been misinformed the 1 million sq. foot 10 room, “Casa La Catedra” is definitely NOT FOR SALE!”

CLICK

Britney: “Yo damn bitch hung up on me, ya’ll!”

La Catedra: “Thank you for calling the architectural offices of La Catedra, how may I direct your call?”

Britney: “Yo bitch you jus hung up on me?”

La Catedra: “Yes”

Britney: “I just wanna tell you this!”

CLICK

1 comment:

  1. I would just be happy wrapped up in Paulina Rubio! LOL!

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