Spring Fashion 09:

Well as I told my few readers recently that nude rifle hunting was going to be big this fall another urgent fashion report has come across my desk this time for Spring 09. This just in from the NSFW or Nudism Society of Fashion Wearers: “Fashion capitals across the globe have indicated that nude baseball uniforms have made a comeback.”

This is incredible news for fans of the sport, a return to a more streamlined classic look. Lets hope this will be a trend that we’ll continue to see more and or less of in future seasons of athletics across the board.

An NSFW source had this to say, “As I recall professional sports haven’t seen a minimalist approach in baseball attire since the days of Babe Ruth and we all know how disastrous that was. It’s a welcome change as uniforms have become garish, unimaginative and tight fitting in past decades.”