Olympic Boyfriends:

Since it has been brought to my attention that Jonathan Horton is underage I’ve decided not to see him anymore. Boy that was a close call with his mom calling every five minutes while I’m trying to enjoy our date at the Beijing Chucky Cheeze.

So anyway I’m moving on to basketball player Rodolfo Fernandez of Spain. Ooh RRRodolfo.
























Just a little side note: If you’re the USA Basketball coach, a revered sportsman doesn’t pick his nose courtside. There’s cameras and really it’s just plain tacky.