“Very square pocket squares are now being sold in ‘Gay Hanky Code Colors’ Yellow and Brown hanky users please keep your activities in color coded designated areas. Also, Earl, we have code yellow and brown clean ups on aisles 2, 7, 13, and 21.”
*Thanks for shopping at Mr. Kitty's House of Gay Fashions*
Mr. Kitty's House of Gay Fashions... Where everything comes in Leopard Print, Leopard Print and Leopard Print.
ReplyDeleteIs there an ascot code perchance too?
ReplyDeleteEwww not yellow and brown! I screamish at brown. non leather queens tend to wear coloured rubber bracelet to advertise their fancies.
ReplyDeleteIs the waist fat included, or does that cost extra? Just askin...
ReplyDeleteThe definitive gay hanky ascot color code has yet to be written Jason. I’m sure the people and positions, likes and dislikes, ‘ters and ‘tees are the same. Red meaning worn left is a double fister and worn right is the fistee, would indicate that Freddie from Scoobie Doo’s ascot would probably swing to the right.
ReplyDeleteTis free Ray tis free. I kinda like waist fat on my bed buddies you know love handles its something I can hang on to. When they pass out drunk I get out my liposuction wand and suck it out. I like to make leopard print candles and soap from it to sell to upscale gay fashion department stores, flea markets and head shops.
It's the watch that pisses me off... and the excessof coin stuffed in his cuff...
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot going on and all stuffed into a tight leather casing. Even the most tone man would produce a muffin top. However one must always be prepared with all of the necessary attachments at all times at naked street festivals. Phone, watch, coins, drink bracelet, whips, chains, hanky's, etc...
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