Mean Dirty Pirate: Hypnotique Housewife:

Hypnotique Housewife:

Hypnotique Sleep Systems:

Suggestive Technique Thought Implantation Engram Replacement Therapy, works to re-calcify purchasing impulses on the brain and through re-culmination depositing, restores an intricately washed fresh nexus of consumptive behaviors.

100 housewives who recently underwent Suggestive Technique Thought Implantation Engram Replacement Therapy reported:

76% “Now hated what they were wearing.”
83% “Had the urge to purchase luxurious evening gowns.”
87% “Felt compelled to buy things they don’t need.”
93% “Were going to buy a new refrigerator.”
97% “Were purchasing new automotive upholstery.”
99% “Now say they enjoy sleeping with their husbands.”