Electrifying:

Just putting the finishing touches on my new suit. I’m sure to be a big hit at the DISCO! All it needs is a huge 12 volt battery that I strap to the inside of my thigh with an ace bandage...an added plus is that it makes my crotch look bigger. I love fashion that wears me and screams for attention. I’m thinking of adding a huge scrolling message sign as a headdress so that I can advertise my stats and availability, and or desperation. In case of a battery malfunction, I’ve included a three prong electrical socket that I can hand to the bartender to plug in next to the blender. Funny thing happens when he turns on the blender, I get the most exquisite jolt, a tingling massage up and down my spine and especially in my crotch while I recharge my 12 volt.