Dear Santa,
I have been very bad and naughty this year, but only to the people who deserved it. I recently suffered from a virus. I suppose it is KARMA. Anyway, I have prepared a list of toys and things that would suit me for Christmas, if you have run out of ideas...However, in lieu of toys and gifts I would like to ask you to do one thing for me. Please punish and smite the creators of computer viruses, particularly the TROJANS. Their an evil lot and should suffer horrible and unspeakable tortures. Please also punish their brethren ilk and cohorts in crime, the makers of Anti-Spyware programs, the ones who create the viruses in the first place, in their symbiotic quest for money.
P.S. Please place on the naughty list the following: McAfee, Norton Security, Philistines, and Shitites.
I really do believe in you,
Ayem8y
Welcome back Aye8ty. It hasn't been the same without you. Damn those pesky viruses!
ReplyDeletefor the love of christ
ReplyDeletei was about to send out an APB on your ass
m8y
ReplyDeleteour computer coughed and died about the same time as yours and we had to buy a new one, too, and I share your outrage. Let me know what Santa says.
can you put my name on that letter, too? I'll split the cost of the stamp with you.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back!
ReplyDeleteSorry for your loss.
As you can see, I am behind on people's posts.
nothin' wrong with the trojans
ReplyDeleteCan you even mail such a letter...? Anthrax & all (or the threat of it) will likely keep the letter from being delivered. Maybe you could email it -- as an attachment :p
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