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Chat room hook up safety rules:

Never let anyone know where you are going.

Never take your cell phone with you.

Never meet your potential victim in public.

Always pick the creepiest person in the room.

Always pick someone with a curio emporium in the background.

Always pick someone with a curio emporium devoted to,

Freddy Krueger!

8 comments:

  1. Chilling very chilling and ugly as sin too. I think he should hook up with this chap.

    http://www.expatica.com/actual/article.asp?subchannel_id=52&story_id=4082

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  2. it puts the lotion on its skin...

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  3. Being a serial killer is one thing, but having a collectible curio?
    Just not hot.

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  4. the freddy shit means closeted. fer sherr

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  5. ...a page right out of my play book!

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  6. So what would be scarier: waking up in his dungeon or hearing him sing "Good Morning Balitmore"?

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  7. Gee wiz Mr. Peenee, I’ll have to let you know tomorrow when I wake up...that is “if” I wake up...

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