“I call this meeting of The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club to now be in session...”
My beloved Farrah has now been gone from this Earth for a year. I haven’t had any Farrah dreams either. She would visit me from time to time in my sleep chamber while she was still human. She’s now posthumous. I miss my Farrah dreams. I need to get a Farrah dream psychic.
I think a Farrah Fawcett Styling Head wake is in order if I can get a hold of my good good friend Jay Bernstein...what? What do you mean he’s dead? He’s dead...really? Whuuuuuuu...whuuuuuuuu...Is this thing on? I’m trying to make a eulogy here people! Bring me another bourbon. Is José Eber still with us? Did he pass himself on too?
Anyway back to the order of business at hand, I brought along a little Show-n-Tell, as I think we could all use a Farrah flip refresher:
Viva Los Angeles (President in perpetuity of the Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friend’s of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club) would like to have a word,
“A year without Farrah is like watching season 4 with Shelly Hack!!!”.
I know right? The Hack was such a hack.
Viva has this memory to share with us today and which saddens me as I just recently parted with my old Cougar. No comments from the peanut gallery about an old Cougar that drives an old Cougar! PLEASE!
“And you, Dirty Pirate, can kiss my feet!”
Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Viva for sharing the trailer park of Sunburn. You know I actually went to see this at the theater, such was my devotion to Farrah Fawcett Majors, Charles Grodin, Art Carney and Joan Collins.
I would like to end this meeting of The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club's Remembrance of Farrah on the anniversary of her untimely passing by including this quote from Viva,
"Farrah Fawcett never gave up hope"
Farrah Fawcett (February 2, 1947 – June 25, 2009)