Look ever’body I’ve been immortalized in a postal stamp. Now you may all lick my backside.
Been busily taking advantage of this depression, buying up stocks for mere pennies. It’s sure to pay off.
I’m off now to the Aztec theater for a viewing of the latest Joan Crawford flick. I hear it’s a doozie...which reminds me, I need to check my ticker-tapes, where is my secretary, “Mrs. Hightower, Mrs Hightower, get my broker on the wireless and buy exactly one share of the Duesenberg corporation...post haste!”