Today while enjoying my lunch I overheard a little girl scolding her younger brother. They were unsupervised and were gathering utensils and napkins when the little boy began to get impatient with his bossy sister.
She said things like, “You better not or I’ll tell mom.”
The little boy would snap back with, “I don’t care cause mom never spanks me.”
She thought again and said, “OK I’ll tell dad then.”
The little boy said, “So!”
Then she went for the kill. She grabbed his chin and forced him to look her right in the eyes and said, “If you don’t stop…”