I’m BACK! Following a complete computer mental breakdown. I got an infection of which I could never quite recover. Finally broke down and got another computer. If only humans could replace their bodies like a new computer when they are infected with a VIRUS!
I have been very bad and naughty this year, but only to the people who deserved it. I recently suffered from a virus. I suppose it is KARMA. Anyway, I have prepared a list of toys and things that would suit me for Christmas, if you have run out of ideas...However, in lieu of toys and gifts I would like to ask you to do one thing for me. Please punish and smite the creators of computer viruses, particularly the TROJANS. Their an evil lot and should suffer horrible and unspeakable tortures. Please also punish their brethren ilk and cohorts in crime, the makers of Anti-Spyware programs, the ones who create the viruses in the first place, in their symbiotic quest for money.
P.S. Please place on the naughty list the following: McAfee, Norton Security, Philistines, and Shitites.
I really do believe in you,