Where the clothing is optional.
There's lots of activities,
running like a girl,
and rock climbing.
At the gym,
you can hire the services of personal trainers,
Julio, who's preoccupied taking selfies and scouting Grindr,
The busy clubhouse is a nice place to greet other ranch guests.
Cozily decorated and welcoming.
Luther is your bartender.
Take a dip in the pool and have a chat with,
Tit Pig Pete,
and Phil Robertson.
The spacious cabana offers shade,
where Clive helms the Bar-B-Que.
Over at the sauna,
you'll find Craig, and the Randys,
Mosey on over to the barn,
for a riding session with Dean,
Just beware of Horace when the moon is full.