Vampire Lucy:

I sometimes wander over to the game section of my local junk stores. There I find memories of games I've never played.

Like, Cross Up.?

With Lucy as your host?

Strangely, I don't recall this one. IT"S LUCY in vivid color and a pound of make-up and lashes. I think I would have remembered that one.


I liked her so much I bought her and then turned her into a vampire.


  1. This is totally better than Twilight!

  2. i'm just gonna think viv & menstrual
    blood with this one, if that alright.

    1. Oh come the
      nightmares now.

    2. I was going to say what Norma said.

      I've got to get up earlier than that Bitch.

    3. christmas gift for Miriam Juniper: alarm clock.

  3. Lucy ... you got some 'splaining to do!

  4. I will never be able to sleep again.

  5. I love it! The reason why she's wearing make-up by the pound is because she's a vampire, she can't see herself in the mirror.

    I would have liked 'Tranny Time' turned into a board game. An adrenaline fuelled rollercoster ride of incompetence, rage, broken promises, lies, dashed hopes and suicidal despair.

    Sheila Latrine is expecting a parcel from Bondara between 7:00am and 6:30pm. At 3:30 and heavy with mudchild that can no longer be restrained. At the exact moment that her brown lily opens, the door bell rings. MISS A TURN

  6. She makes a great vampire and the blinking reminds me of her second closeup during the opening credits of The Lucy Show. In Vivienne Vance's bio the authors tell that Lucy was afraid of the knife and wouldn't have a face lift. instead she'd tape her cheekbones up under her wig while filming as a makeshift face lift.. No wonder there's so much make up.