How am I going to make "tomato soup" without all those extra ketchup packets?
What happened to the big vats of ketchup and mustard with the pump lids? Damn stingy fast food pushers.
order take-out.that way, you can read your own damn admonishments.
Like the one of the cow on my fridge that says in big letters, "MOO"???
I notice there's no warning that says "this product may contain horse", nor "your food substitute will be served by an otherwise unemployable moron". Jx
Here in the SOUTH it has become the best job anyone could ever get! They pay $10.00 - $12.00 dollars an hour. Your burgers are flipped by PHD's, your barista is Shaneeda and the manager is a heart surgeon, which comes in handy after eating a cardiac arrest inducing Whopper.
Is there a quiz after you get through reading the rules & try placing an order???
Only at the precise moment when you place an order does the intricate and highly complicated language negotiation begin. Example: "May I please have a Whopper with no mayo or pickles a large fry and a sweet tea. " What you get is a Happy Meal. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't order an iced mocha frappe from Shaneeda...
You could have lost Mistress MJ forever in an unfortunate McDonald's-related accident recently.I popped in to use their restroom and when I went to flush the toilet with my foot, it was on an awkward angle AND the floor was slippery and I almost went down.I do NOT want my obit to say "Death by McDonald's."
You were most fortunate not to have been strung up on a meat hook and have entered the McDonalds food chain as a Soylent Mistress Wafer.
@ MJ: Not to mention the toilet trader rumors!
That would be me LX. BTW have you been thumbing through the latest issue of "Toilet Traders" I have a half page add in the Truck Stop section. In color too!
Me and Shaneeda am gonna come find you, you keep this shit up.
I haven't been to McDonald in ages. Do they still offer you those disgusting apple turnover with every order?
I took my young nephew in there once, the place was heaving with scratters and fatties grazing on burgers and fries whilst snorting apprciatively. I just had a black coffee. As I approached the toilets, there was Shaneeda II moping up someone's sick and on the back of her shirt read the words "I'm Lovin It" that's something you don't see in their television adverts.